okay so after the dismal events of dinotown i thought that my quest had taken a real down turn, and that this was just a waste of time. however i pushed on. i mean what else did i have to do. boy am i glad that i choose to do that.
i've now come to the city of vancouver, and holy crow is this place PACKED with streets. every 5 minutes i go by half a million. i'm almost at 65 million. seriously... based on today's rate of increase i'm not being unrealistitcally happy like those other times i said that!
vancouver is similar to a mythical land like say middle earth or utah. so many different lands with different names and cultures. i've already passed through a few like the land of surrey. the domain of richmond. now i come to the various lands of the great realm of vancouver. having forrayed around west vancouver i now find myself in north vancouver.
having now quested through these parts of the greater vancouver realm... i think i now know why it is called the greater realm. the greater must be where 65 million is!!!...
this one has to be one of my favirites though. when i stopped to get gas i noticed the welcoming sign... and what a great sign it was. i found out this is a nuclear free zone... what a relief!
i don't know if you knew this or not people of the web wide world, but i'm REALLY scared of explosions. i just think their the scariest thing on earth... well other then ghosts... or zombies... or republicans... or explosions... oh and the scariest of all the invisible hand (i have nightmares about it coming for me in my sleep sometimes...)
anyways so it's good to know that at least while i'm in this land of north vancouver i'm safe from the evil that is nuclear exploding! that must mean the other lands of vancouver run rampant with such weapons... my ancient foe... well okay not that ancient. me that is. their from the BCs i'm not... i just don't want to give the impression i'm old or something. cause i'm not. remember that hot ladies of the innerweb...
i'm young and single...
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