28.12.06

resistence is futile?!? (information part 2)

well after my forgetfulness induced misadventure of yesterday i've had another slight problem occur in my attempts to get to the university library...

calgary has been a growing little city. i should really see if i can find out what its eating to achieve such a large pace of growth. my problems would instantly go away if i grew like calgary is... wow i'd be like bigger then godzilla!!!

anyways due to it's fast growth the roads aren't big enough for all the traffic that wants to get around. so rather then get stuck in a jam i figured i'd use a c-train... which as far as i can tell is the same as a normal train... though i always thought that my buddy caleb from the tyrrell was the c-train. oh well

problem is when i asked someone if the c-train went to the university they said it yes. what they didn't say was that wasn't the ONLY place it went... long story short somehow i've ended up at a chinook... which for those of you who don't know is a warm weather system that hits alberta in the winter that makes it nice and not snowy... though i didn't know what they looked like before... i can now tell you with certainty they look like a mall!

now again the number of dinosaurs in alberta has been kinda freaky lately. the dinosaur i met in the chinook mall though is the most scary thing i've ever seen...



it was a borgasaurus!!! i totally freaked out, and maybe even screamed a little... though i certainly didn't cry like a little girl or anything...

holy smokes i was really worried running away from the chinook. was it close contact with such a weather phenomenon that had transformed that poor dinosaur into a cybernetic creature... or was this some out landish scheme on its part to get attention and fame to possibly secure a job. I mean the Saurian job market might be awful, but to resort to replacing yourself with a machine... only someone as sick as dark vadar would resort to that!!!

i've been watching myself for symptoms of cyborgification, but fortunately none have shown up... yet!

hopefully i can get to the university to find my friend, and figure out a place with out dinosaurs. cause man my encounters with them are getting scarier and scarier...

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