"I may only have a brain the size of a peanut... wait what was I saying again?"
Welcome to My Life
Rather than bore you with a long life story, I thought I'd share some of the memorablia I've collected from my many adventures.
As I'm really big on geology, I thought I'd set up my memory board as a rough Timeline of my existence.
Please forgive the lack of proper scale. They only make corkboards so big...
If you are interested in any of the items or topics on my board just click on their picture and check out any related posts (some are still under construction at moment...).
Like all (good?) stories mine has a beginning. Only unlike most others that claim it, my story really does start a LONG time ago!
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth!!!
It was back at the hey day of my kind that I originate from. 65 million years ago during the Cretaceous period, to be precise.
I was born...
Now I can't tell you details about it, for obvious reasons, but my egg was lain in prehistoric Alberta.
Something REALLY bad happened!!!
Then a few weeks or months after my egg was laid, the Dinosaurs went extinct...
I didn't notice
Yet somehow I survived, after a fasion. My egg was buried, but despite all logic this did NOT kill me. Rather put me into a slumber through the ages (and pre-ages!). Millions and millions of years. You know come to think of it, I was really bored!!!
I was discovered
Despite all the odds against it, when I was finally uncovered my egg hatched, and I found myself a Dinosaur in the modern world...
The Explorer
My discoverer was a tour guide named Craig who fashioned himself a palaeontologist. However up until the day he found me, his ambition hadn't gone so well. I wonder if he wishes his luck hadn't changed after finding me?
Being a Dinosaur in the modern era, I didn't growup like any other Dinosaur before me...
I was raised by humans
Craig took me into his home, and as of such i grewup to think more like a mammal most of the time, and not a tyrannosaur...
My First Roommate
Dan also lived in our house, and unlike Craig, he often didn't like the problems and mischief i'd get into
My Mom
i would encounter my mother, after a fashion, only she'd been long dead. only her skeleton remains today, but i guess it's better than nothing.
My Play Mates
When I finally met and made friends with some other Dinosaurs, I of course picked the oddest Dinosaurs a T-Rex could hang out with!
Sadly I couldn't just sit around the house eating and playing video games forever... I eventually entered the work force. The number of jobs avaliable to a Dinosaur are pretty limited though...
I ended up at the local museum
Fortunately my hometown is home to one of the best Palaeontology museums in the world! So I got a job there...
I learned all thing Palaeontology
Naturally while at the Tyrrell I picked up some scientific know how and skills!
The girl of my dreams...
I fell in love with the museum's star attraction, Lillian the Albertosaur... Not that she returned the feelings back in those days!
Till I was fired...
The museum had too many Dinosaurs wanting to work there. So due to me being me, I was one of the ones let go...
The Tyrrell was a huge part of who I was early in my life. Without it I needed a new direction...
There were too many other Dinosaurs...
Unfortunately Drumheller was just overrun with other Dinosaurs. So I wasn't going to be able to stay there, and make a name for myself.
So I tried to find my own space...
I travelled across BC thinking I was travelling back in time. Only later would I find out BC in Canada stands for British Columbia!
I needed help...
Larry the Tyrannosaur
I moved!
To New Zealand
I'm a big deal to the Government!
I work at a museum...
My (almost) secret origin!
Nearly a hundred years ago, the mysterious fossil hunter Francis Slate nearly uncovered my egg. For some reason he left me there in badlands. forced wait for someone else to uncover me...
well depends on your feelings about skeletal mounts of incomplete animals...
for example casts of dromaeosaurus are very popular throughout the world (i've seen 2 here down under). these are all copies of the tyrrell's cast created in 1982 or 83 (the tyrrell traded them in exchange for foreign material to build up their brand new collection in those days).
however as you are no doubt well aware there is only the one dromaeosaur ever found, and it was in rough shape. Only the skull was intact...
so they built it as a chimera mount with sculpted missing bits referenced on Velociraptor and Deinonychus, and using new bones from another similar sized Albertan raptor.
i can't for the life of me remember the name that they'd given this "other" raptor when i heard this story back in 2004, but since then it was decided a junior synonym of saurornitholestes, rather then something else.
from my work in the tyrrell's casting lab the saurornitholestes skeleton you see in this post is essentially a vamped up version of the dromaeosaurus chimera, many of the sculpted bones were replaced with more recently found (or identified) saurornitholestes fossils, and i think most of it is based on just saurornitholestes material (though some of it is scuplted after juvie, if i recall right... i was working on a different project in the casting lab at the time funny enough).
there have been a few good incomplete saurornitholestes found, and as of such this new skeletal mount (made in 2004) is actually a not too bad composite (rather then chimera).
the problem i think is that not many of the tyrrell's saurornitholestes have been described. i know one of them had the first furcula bone found in a north american theropod (and i can't remember if this was the first found in the world or just NA... but i remember phil currie said it was the first he ever found) for example.
so i feel a lot better about this mount then i do about dromaeosaurus...
2 comments:
Is there enough skeletal material to make a reasonable mount?
well depends on your feelings about skeletal mounts of incomplete animals...
for example casts of dromaeosaurus are very popular throughout the world (i've seen 2 here down under). these are all copies of the tyrrell's cast created in 1982 or 83 (the tyrrell traded them in exchange for foreign material to build up their brand new collection in those days).
however as you are no doubt well aware there is only the one dromaeosaur ever found, and it was in rough shape. Only the skull was intact...
so they built it as a chimera mount with sculpted missing bits referenced on Velociraptor and Deinonychus, and using new bones from another similar sized Albertan raptor.
i can't for the life of me remember the name that they'd given this "other" raptor when i heard this story back in 2004, but since then it was decided a junior synonym of saurornitholestes, rather then something else.
from my work in the tyrrell's casting lab the saurornitholestes skeleton you see in this post is essentially a vamped up version of the dromaeosaurus chimera, many of the sculpted bones were replaced with more recently found (or identified) saurornitholestes fossils, and i think most of it is based on just saurornitholestes material (though some of it is scuplted after juvie, if i recall right... i was working on a different project in the casting lab at the time funny enough).
there have been a few good incomplete saurornitholestes found, and as of such this new skeletal mount (made in 2004) is actually a not too bad composite (rather then chimera).
the problem i think is that not many of the tyrrell's saurornitholestes have been described. i know one of them had the first furcula bone found in a north american theropod (and i can't remember if this was the first found in the world or just NA... but i remember phil currie said it was the first he ever found) for example.
so i feel a lot better about this mount then i do about dromaeosaurus...
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