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29.3.09

predator x on history channel

the history channel has asked me again to plug their new documentary predator x which premires tonight at 8pm on most of their stations (north america wide... not sure about elsewhere in the world though... i guess check your local listings).

here is the blurb they have provided me with:

The two-hour special PREDATOR X premieres on HISTORY; on Sunday, March 29 at 8pm ET/PT. On the remote archipelago of Svalbard, just 800 miles from the North Pole, a team of paleontologists from the University of Oslo Natural History Museum, have made a remarkable discovery. Buried beneath the icy landscape of the Arctic are the fossilized remains of a huge creature from the distant past. PREDATOR X is the story of a major discovery; what appears to be an entirely new species; of a massive and powerful predator. The scientific team must excavate it, determine its significance and try to rebuild it to see what it was like; as they discover the astounding power of which this creature was capable. PREDATOR X follows the expedition every step of the way, from painstaking field research to the astonishing find of the amazing creature. The special delves deep into this terrifying ancient mystery, uncovering what is one of the most amazing underwater finds in modern history. Visit http://bit.ly/VEFu4 for more information.

sounds cool. though i have to say the discovery of this massive pliosaur's bite force has me bummed. as a t-rex i was pretty happy to be in possession of the strongest known jaws on earth (even if mine haven't yet grown to that capacity... i still pack a mean bite let me assure you!).

sadly due to my on going field work, and thus lack of a TV, i won't be able to catch this one. if you manage to watch it, let me know what you think!

29.7.08

movie review: jurassic fight club

(Production Notes: We're sorry for interupting the flow of Traum's Melbourne adventure. As you'll see this is a time sensitive post, and it will be moved after its relevance goes away.

To the people at the History Channel kind enough to send us this press kit, we're sorry for the last minute nature of post. Due to the delays of posting down here to New Zealand we only just recieved the press kit TODAY an mere hour before the episode aired on the East Coast of the US.)

with my not being allowed to use my "cell"phone during the museum quest it came as a surprise that the instant i turned my phone back on that i got a call immediately!


it was my special talent agent peter bond. "traumador!" peter said in amazement and frustration. "i've been trying to reach you for a month!!!"

"sorry about that peter," i started to trying and explain.

peter cut me off though. "traum it's very important i find out where you are!"

"the melbourne museum," i matter of fact stated.

"perfect don't leave there," he ordered.

that was a bit of a ridiculous request. i was going to have to leave at some point.

"no no no!" peter had lost his typical cool when i started to protest. "listen traumador, your blog is starting to take off baby. so people are noticing it. big people traum."

"the history channel noticed your reviews of dinosaur movies, and they want you to take an advanced look at their new show jurassic fight club," he informed me. wow that was so cool! i got real excited. "i know there big guy, but there's one problem. the show airs tonight! meaning i'm super expressing you the press kit they sent me. it'll cost a bit, but the exposure will be great."

"really you think my site will give them great exposure?" i asked astonished.

peter paused for a moment. "yeah... give them exposure. exactly," he finally said. i asked him how they could afford to super post the kit to me in australia in under a day? peter replied. "well, you see due to the... contract. yeah contract. we sadly have to pay for that. no worries though. with the authority you gave me to see over your funds i've taken care of the airfare."

i knew i might regret giving peter access to my bank account... i was almost broke. AGAIN!

at the same time if this was going to lead to my big break than it was worth it!


a few hours later a call came over the museum PA. the kit had shown up, and what a kit it was. look at it! have a cool pop up book like inside... plus the first episode of the new jurassic fight club.

sadly the kit arrived just after the show aired on TV, but here's what you're in for if you have to wait for a rerun...

Jurassic Fight Club: Cannibal Dinosaur

General Summary

(remember this review is from a dinosaur point of view)

Score: 80%

Good Points:

interviews with actual palaeontologists

excellent graphics to illustrate facts

great build up to the AWESOME end battle!

Weak Points:

way TOO over sensationalized

only majungatholus was cast making cretaceous madagascar seem VERY empty!

Plot Summary

funny enough i don't have to say much. the whole show is a plot summary!

basically a fossil abelisaurid called majungatholus (which was actually renamed majungasaurus, but the show was made just as this change went into effect) was discovered in madagascar with bite marks on it indicating it had been eaten, and possibly attacked by another member of its own species.

the show goes through the fossil evidence of a possible confrontation (well in the show it is shown as a certain confrontation) between a male and female majungatholus ending in a huge mega show down between the two.

Dinosaur Celebrities and Stars

this is an easy show (well episode anyway) to do a cast list for. there are exactly three characters. all of whom are majungatholuses.

they include this rather orienimented male.

a very plain female, and (not pictured) her cute little baby.

it is great to see majungatholus (aka majungasaurus) get into a show of its own. abelisaurids in general seem to come up short in shows and movies due to their not being quite as large as us tyrannosaurids or their fellow southren hemiosphere giants the carcharodontosaurids. yet they were still impressive carnivores and theropods in their own right, just not the biggest.

which is probably how majungatholus caught the attention of the human producers. being the biggest predator on the newly isolated cretaceous madagascar it made an excellent centre piece for a show. especially for their well documented cannibalistic tendancies.

though it is worth mentioning that this ONLY casting majungatholus is one of the problems with this sample episode. madagascar had some really neat and unique dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures at this time. yet they don't show up at all! their not even mentioned.

the only hints at other animals even existing around majungatholus are small clips from other episodes we are shown through the course of this episode.

Dinosaur Portrayal

in some ways i know more about majungatholus by watching this show than i do any other dinosaurs in other modern documentaries (like walking with dinosaurs). the way they examine majungatholus' anatomy and fossils is very impressive and comprehensive for a show. very cool forensic style palaeontology.

do remember i said some ways though. the only behaviour we get is the boy/girl interactions of this abelisaur. they cover everything you could every want about majungatholus mating rituals and parenting, but nothing about in the life of. this is due to their being no other creatures shown. which i think was a wasted oppurtunity. many will walk away thinking abelisaurs just tried to kill each other...
Dinosaur Perception

despite the horrific premise of majungatholus fighting and killing each other (just like a bad old fashion dinosaur movie) it is done in a completely factual and mostly accurate manner.

we are given a detailed look at the science and evidence leading to this confrontation. with this tapestry it is very believable to see the end fight. i'm curious to see how we equally savage (though not as a deadly to each other) tyrannosaurs will be covered in the show.

my only grip with the perception this show gives, is that though the scientists interviewed and host "dinosaur" george blasing convey majungatholus as a real animal with real behaviour and motivations, the narrator goes WAY over the top on building up to the fight. everytime a fact is given in a reasonable manner the narrator restates it in over sensational rephrasing for no effect other than to waste time if i follow why properly. it made my grind my teeth a little while watching, and my sharp t-rex teeth aren't meant to do that owwwww!

Dinosaur/Human Relations

as this is a factual exploration of my ancestors (well okay abelisaur ancestors, as far as theropods go i'm barely related to them honestly) there are no human dinosaur interactions except for palaeontologists with fossils.

this was great because 99% of modern dinosaur human interactions is through you mammals finding and looking at our dead remains. it was awesome to see some of the science of palaeontology done on screen. though it would have been nice for some of the shots done in museum labs and collections to be slowed down, there was a lot of that fast CSI style editing going on at parts (i also laughed at how all the museums best specimens and casts were spread on the table for collections shots!).

Favourite Scene of the Movie

overall a great show, but one fact stated by "dinosaur" george really spoke to me.

"dinosaur brains are really simple, and go from on to off. their always living in the moment."

that so summarizes how my tiny brain works!!!

Score: 80%


More Episodes to come though!

again this was only a sample episode they gave me to review.

according to the package there's a lot more coming!

the next episode stars my cousin larry and his mate teresa tyrannosaur. as well as other pack of the primordial feather members nanotyrannus.

here is the nanotyrannus from this episode: t-rex hunter airing on august 5th

is it just me, or does this guy in this pic remind anybody of godzilla?

here is desdemona deinonychus posing for her episode gang killers airing august 12th

the tenontosaur from this same episode.

the next episode bloodiest battle airing august 19th allosaurs such as this one here go toe to two with their horned contemporary ceratosaur.

a stegosaur from maybe this episode or hunter becomes the hunted. i'm not sure. the promo disc only had the picture not the info.

this is followed on august 26th with deep sea killers where a megalodon shark takes on a brygophyseter whale.

on september 2nd ice aged monsters gives us a mega lion takes on a cave bear.

september 9th in hunter becomes hunted we get a second allosaur vs. ceratosaur match!

maybe this camarosaur is around to watch the fight... or he is from bloodiest battle. i'm not sure again an image with in details.

utahraptor takes on the tank like ankylosaur gastonia in raptors last stand on sept. 16th

on sept. 23rd largest killers will examine many of prehistories greatest predators...

than comes a program i've been waiting my whole life for! septemeber 30th river of death covers my home province!!! some albertosaurs goto pick a fight with a herd of pachyrhinosaurs!
i wonder if lillian is playing one of the albertosaurs? man not only a taste of home, but a hot babe on TV... as a t-rex i don't often get to look at girls on TV. well except my cousin's girl friend. not exactly someone you can oodle over...

another episode that could be about alberta (but will probably be in montana since their about the same in the cretaceous) a pack of dromaeosaurs try to catch an edmontosaur only to have a tyrannosaur (larry again) interupt their dinner in valley of fear on october 7th.

in the finale yet ANOTHER look at the extinction of dinosaurs. like we dinosaurs don't have this event rubbed in our faces enough at museums and such already! that's armageddon on oct. 14th.

7.1.08

movie review: walking with dinosaurs

though almost nothing but disaster and tragedy has come in the wake of my cousin larry visiting me, one good thing has emerged from the whole affair...

larry being the biggest dinosaurian actor in hollywood (in modern times anyway), has the behind the scenes scoop on nearly every high profile dinosaur movie of the modern era. as larry loves talking about himself and his various exploits, during his recent dropping by i've gotten the low down and behind the scenes gossip on pretty much every film larry has ever been a part of!

perhaps the most dear to his heart were the BBC prehistoric series including such legendary documentaries as walking with: dinosaurs, beasts, and monsters. the chased by dinosaur series, sea monsters, and prehistoric park all with nigel marvin.

larry giving me stories about these shows coinsides quite nicely with my birthday present from craig all of them on DVD. so i shall impart on you an very insiders view into the production of these shows. starting at the very beginning...

Walking with Dinosaurs




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Summary of Review

(Remember this is all from a Dinosaur point of view)


Score: 120%


Good Points:

the LARGEST cast of dinosaurs EVER in one project!

unmatched accuracy and attention to scientific detail for its time

authentic casting

easily among the best dinosaur, and prehistory portrayals of all time!

Bad Points:

some out of date dinosaur behaviour included (but this was cutting edge in its time. so i'm cutting scales here as it were)


i wasn't in it!

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Plot Summary


not much of a specific plot in human terms of a movie due to NO humans appearing in the movie at all! instead near perfect portrayals of dinosaur existence before their various extinctions millions of years ago.

in dinosaur terms of plot though these 6 episodes have it all.

romance. nearly every episode has a storyline or plot thread related to love. these vary from the heart warming (the love affair of the diplodicus), to the comedic (the out of date loner tyrannosaur story), to the very tragic (the ornithocheirus' epic). to all you dinosaurs reading this walking with dinosaurs is a great date movie!

epic. the saga of especially the coelophysis comes to mind as they muscle their way into a none dinosaurian world.


comedy. the antics of the leaellynasaura had me laughing the whole time. their such cute little buggers.

horror. the last episode is full of scary menaces to us dinosaurs leading up to the final extinction 65 million years ago (i highly discourage hatchlings from being allowed to watch this episode). From egg eating mammals, to volcanic gas traps, to large crocodiles, to the asteroid impact. a very scary note to end the series on.

action. okay too many great action sequences to list. to the guys out there, this film has so many scenes of hunting, stalking, pouncing, and ambushing it'd make even the most scavengeristic theropod yearn for the hunt...

Production History

for these particular films to be fully appreciated their behind the scenes story must be known first. so for this review i diverge with this new category (due to a few of my later review aspects being kinda sparse).

like SO much in modern dinosaur culture this series owes a great deal to jurassic park. with the majority of us surviving dinosaurs being dependant on public interest in us (due to our only occupations being in museums, theme parks, and oh so few lucky of us as movie stars) jurassic park brought a whole new level of public interest back to dinsoaurs.

at the forefront of this wave of public interest, was the flagship dinosaur of the jurassic park franchise (at least in the 1990's), my cousin larry. now whatever differences me and larry have in real life (caused by his being a JERK and all!) i can't bad mouth his actions in the 1990's (partially cause i hadn't been discovered or hatched yet) as larry put a lot back into the dinosaur community with his stardom.

larry has always been a staunch believer and proponent for dinosaur rights and cultural identity. militantly so in fact. it isn't exactly a tightly held secret that larry hates humans, and sees them as taking from us a world that we rightful owed millions of years ago.

though his politics may be a bit controversial inside and outside the dinosaur community one thing is for sure, they compelled larry to seek the making of a remarkably unique series. emerging from jurassic park and jurassic park the lost world a tried, tested, and true hollywood star larry decided to push for a side project he'd envisioned while working in mainstream hollywood.

that of an accurate and factual version of dinosaur existence be told. one where humans weren't injected in as the heroes. one where our heritage and past could be explored in a truly dinosaurian way...

larry found no one interested in north america, but when word of his aspirations hit britain film makers the BBC pounced on the opportunity. backed by both larry and the BBC the beginnings of history were in the making.

it is interesting to see how these human co producers would effect production. on the one side larry's extreme pro dinosaurian views shine through, yet some of the human sensitivities and misconceptions disrupt larry's vision.

the most public of these are the jurassic episode and larry's own finale episode. the human producers saw the late jurassic period as the Utopian dinosaur era, and as of such the episode has a rather loving and optimistic approach in it's story telling. this differed from larry's viewpoint (and mine) that the late cretaceous was the pinnacle of dinosaur existence.

larry's wishes were mostly kept for the finale (in which he starred) to be of a tragic nature, and a moving and swaying testament to the end of the dinosaurs reign of the earth. however the british producers were so keen to catch the hype from jurassic park they insisted on incorrect tyrannosaur social behaviour like that from JP2 (mostly the t-rexs being loners when we were in fact packing animals). i'll talk about this later, but i mention it early so you follow my small brains logic throughout...

the series before it had even started had one star, but in order to bring the prehistoric past back to life larry and the BBC were going to have to assemble a massive cast... which launches us perfectly for a look at...

Dinosaur Celebrities and Stars


with a staggering 21 dinosaur species in the cast, and 16 other very extinct animal types in this series it was show casing nearly a quarter the surviving prehistoric animals who still dwell the earth today!

by this point in the late 90's dinosaurs were getting used to being in the public eye, and more and more obscure and less main stream species were making their way into films and movies. what made walking with dinosaurs so unique was the prehistoric none-dinosaur creatures it featured. suddenly opportunities for fame and exposure were opened up to these otherwise unnoticed minorities (a trend the british have pushed up into the present with shows like primeval).

i list all the various cast members by episode rather then importance just due to the sheer number.

first episode "new blood" set in the early days of the triassic. larry wanted to tell the story this seldomly talked about era of dinosaurian history (at least in pop culture). it presents the then current reptilian rulers of the earth in some of their glory, but they are also depicted as grossly out matched by the dinosaurian new comers (true they were out matched on a geologic timeframe, but larry's dinosaurian supremacy over plays this to seem like a single year of time)


Placerias among the last of the mammal like reptile get a big spot light in this episode representing the old guard rulers of the earth.


Coelophysis a commonly overlooked by hollywood, but very important early theropods who finally as of walking got the public attention they rightfully deserved! in real life they were played on screen by all the members of the only modern surviving pack of coelophysis left today. they work at several museums throughout the world, and this was a rare chance for them to all work together. this family reunion aspect and their being able to act out their culture and past these guys apparently had a lot of fun while filming, and it shows in the quality of this episode.


cynodont are the token mammal infusion into this episode. as mammals would become important later on in geologic time it's good to see their origins on screen. at the same time one can't help but smell the humans at the BBC insisting that the cynodont storyline be an important one in this first episode.


Postosuchus this proto t-rex was a must for the pilot episode. a close ancestor of us dinosaurs postosuchus is viewed as distant family by us theropods even if he ate our primative ancestors. larry specifically wanted them included in the series. out of both respect for another archosaurian top predator, but for the more humbling role of being shown subcoming to dinosaur supermacy.


Peteinosaurus was more then thrilled at presenting flying reptiles in a NONE hollywood manner. typically pterosaurs are portrayed as nothing more then flying man killers, and the oppurtunity to set the record straight was a real treat for all the pterosaurs of the walking with dinosaurs series.


Plateosaurus were the giants of their time, but due to hollywood typically not doing dinosaur period pieces (and if they do they always get it wrong!) prosauropods are always over shadowed by true sauropods in movies. walking was just what the prosauropods needed to show the world what they had!


the second installment "time of the titans" is the only uplifting and happy episode. which makes for a refreshing watch. the other episodes tend to overly hint at or outright speak of the impending doom of the eras and environments their about. this episode is a power house of mega dinosaur appearances. never before in history has so many HUGE dinos been in one film...

Brachiosaurus having broke out into films with jurassic park the largest of dinosaurs makes a short appearance in time of the titans. however due to the attention the first brachiosaurus scene of jurassic park received in 93 (that interest peeking in a oscar nomination) the brachiosaurs bought into their own new popularity a bit too much. when JP2 entered production these sauropods made too high a salary demand, and were written out of the movie and gained something of a bad name for themselves in the movie making biz. their reputation was still damaged as of the late 90's, and the BBC not wanting to be too associated with them, but still needing them to appear in the episode about large american dinosaurs offered brachiosaurus this grand and quite complimentary appearance, but only for a minute. a jesture that eventually would lead to brachiosaurs being cast in JP3


Diplodocus being among the longest of sauropods is no stranger to film, but hadn't appeared in anything for decades till walking with dinosaurs. in time of the titans they are THE titan. the shots of the diplodocus herd on the move became instant classics, and are among the most iconic of this whole series.

Stegosaurus after enjoying their trimphant come back to movies in the post-jurassic park movie era with a prominent appearance in JP2 the stegosaurs were given a very short but high profile appearance in walking with dinosaurs. much like the brachiosaurs the stegosaurs are given very high notice part, but very little screen time. rumour has it that larry didn't get along so well with these martial artists of the jurassic while filming JP2, and thus manipulated the BBC to keep the stegosaur moments to a minimum.

Dryosaurus being a hypsilophodon were among dinosaurs that could almost never hope to appear in a movie. however being a numerous, but yet somewhat low key, member of mesozoic ecosystems walking with opened up a whole new oppurtunity for the whole hypsilophodontid family to appear. this would cummulate to episode 5 centering around some of Dryosaurus' relatives from down under.


Ornitholestes the small ancestor of tyrannosaurs and raptors, for their introduction to show biz, is given a key role as the nemisis of the baby diplodocus in the early parts of this episode. larry is known to get along very well with these primitive members of our ceolorasaur family, and insisted they be given a big part in the series.

Allosaurus is one of the few lucky dinosaurs to appear in two of these episodes. not only time of the titans, but also the aussie episode. allosaurs are of course NO stranger to the big screen, and as of such have a strong voice in hollywood. one that even matches larry's which was how they negotiated so much time on the series (this was also helped by their family's living so long throughout geologic time!).

Anurognathus the tiny sauropod cleaning pterosaurs were a requirement in this episode as per contractual demands by the sauropod stars. the sauropods required the BBC to provide the Anurognathuses to keep them comfortable. it was an interesting time where the actors offstage requirements could be included in the movie to enhance the film. it also wasn't hard for the participants in these scenes to perform as this was natural behaviour for all involved. the producers of the series were so impressed by the Anurognathus that they were cast again in a solo role (removed from sauropods making it a very unrealistic portrayal) in primeval this year.

the third installment "cruel sea" is among my most favourite mesezoic shows of ALL time! i've always had a soft spot for marine reptiles. dating back to my days living in the tyrrell museum. i used to feed the mariners on display every night before i'd goto bed. they were so majestic. former rulers of the blue. i always wanted to see them alive (rather than the tyrrell's being nothing more than bones). this episode is the first time in decades that marine reptiles have been done well...

Ammonite the shelled cephalopod (squid/octopus relatives) make a brief, but important cameo in this episode. sadly only one LIVING ammonite is seen on screen, and that's at a distance. larry informed me these guys are very hard to direct for filming (maybe explaining their brief but equally disappointing appearance in primeval). this made for not as great an appearance of ammonites as should have been warranted. ammonites were as common as fish during this period of time, and though the episode acknowledges their importance it sweeps them under the rug quickly.

Cryptoclidus though not the most spectacular of long necked plesiosaurs was a good representative of this family. despite popular depictions of plesiosaurs, most of them had medium lengthed necks like cryptos. these guys had immense fun filming with the underwater acrobatics and maneuvers of their heritage.

Eustreptospondylus the token dinosaur in the episode is the first high profile appearance of a megalosaur on screen. this is odd as megalosaurs are the longest known dinosaur by humans yet they've never appeared in film before walking with.

Hybodus the odd jurassic shark became a fan favourite with their anvil shaped fin. so popular and memorable they were asked to return in chased by dinosaurs sea monsters one of the few sea creatures to get a double appearance.

Liopleurodon the short necked pliosaur behemoth of nightmares made a very trimphant debut into showbiz with the intro scene of snatching a dinosaur off the beach (this was a very tricky scene to film as only one tiny bit of beach was deep enough for the liopo to duck behind the rock, and that barely permitted the room for it to grab the dino and lunge back into the water convincingly). among the largest predators of all geologic time was also asked to return for chased by dinos sea monsters.

Ophthalmosaurus the star of the episode is yet another first time appearance. this of the whole ichythosaur family. amazing to think that the fish lizards had never appeared in anything before, but it's true. probably the speed that they move at, even while going slow, proved prohibitive of old era filming technology. walking with remedied this fortuently.

Rhamphorhynchus were the only verteran actor prehistorians in this episodes cast, and served a real leadership role to the others on what to do.




the fourth epsiode marked the beginning of the creteaceous episodes (which made up half the series) "giant of the skies" is a tragic tale chronicling the demise of a single male Ornithocheirus. through the narrative of his finale journey we fly from one end of the prehistoric earth to the other, and get a very indepth view of dinosaurian life of the mid creteaceous.

Ornithocheirus among the largest of winged reptiles is the star of this episode. like so many of the other animals in the walking with series this was a first time appearance for these guys. on the behind the scenes side this was a surprise move made by larry who spurred pteranodon in favour of a less known pterosaur, which allowed the showing of the igaunadon era of time.

Iguanodon was the first really famous dinosaur in human culture ever, and played a big part in the really important early dinosaur fiction the lost world, but yet hadn't appeared in a film till this point (being brushed off in the 1925 film based on the book for newly discovered north american dinosaurs). however after appearing in walking they were immediately cast for the modern HBO remake of the lost world (in my opinion the best film adaptation of it by far!).


Utahraptor the giant dromaeosaur made famous due to it's discovery around the release of jurassic park actually hadn't been in anything up till this point. typically tyrannosaurs and dromaeosaurs don't get along, but larry and the utahs developed a real friendship while filming walking with. i figure this is because dromaeosaurs evolved from big lugs like utahs and got smaller and more annouying throughout geologic time. the bigger theropod the less annouying is the common contention of us tyrannosaurs!

Polacanthus despite being the first known ankylosaur a century and a half ago these guys had, you guessed it been in nothing... It was fitting that they got to walk along side other old timer igunadon in all their scenes.

Tapejara the debut of these huge crested pterosaurs was a real victory for the pterosaur community who'd been calling for more exposure in films than pteranodon or dimorphodon. larry sensitive to their request made sure this episode satisfied this demand.

Iberomesornis larry is proud of tyrannosaurs being a direct relative of birds (a status no other large theropod can claim. the carnosaurs and spinosaurs are distantly related to birds, but we t-rexs as the giant ceolorasaurs are directly linked) and wanted an appearance of an early bird species. due to the prehistoric geographic locations picked for walking with this episode was the first oppurtunity to show case such a primative speicies.

the close to home episode of the series "spirits of the ice forest" is set next door to new zealand in prehistoric austrilia which during this time was attached to us and antarcticia. this episode is about the extreme adaptability of us dinosaurs, and our overcoming extreme environments with extremeness! This episode is poplulated with the biazarre and novel survivors of geologic times past. Due to the sever nature of the polar environment a number of animals that had gone extinct elsewhere, but had adjusted to the colder climate, survived down under. as of such this episode features a very unique cast:

Koolasuchus the giant amphiban equivilant of a crocidile, surprisingly was not a new comer to film. in the old era movies at the earth's core and the people that time forgot both featured a koolasuchus. in this movie they were depictated as the water dwelling animals they were.

Leaellynasaura are the only hypsilophodon in history that will probably be the star of a dinosaur movie. Their funny and cute antics are very memorable, and lend well to exploring the strange south polar world of the cretaceous.

Muttaburrasaurus the rather large igunadontid are the true sterotypically aussies (their dinosaurian accents are even austrilian!) and give the episode that true down under flavour.

weta were once a wide spread species throughout the world, but now are extinct everywhere but new zealand! i'm going to have to find me one to see here in the present!

tuatara are a species of reptile that is inbetween lizards and snakes. in other words it is a common ancestor for most modern reptiles. virtually unchanged in 220 million years (but still a little different mind you!) these guys still again are around in isolated new zealand. again another something i have to find here!

finally the end of the series "death of a dynasty". the big end of cretaceous piece, and larry's most passionate performance ever (at least till prehistoric park). this episode captures my species past and heritage well. the only problems are the glaring mistakes of tyrannosaur behaviour, and it is a little different being that i'm an albertan t-rex not a montana one (same with larry for that matter).

Anatotitan the massive non decorated duckbill. very surprising that these guys or their ubber closely related relatives the albertan edmontosaur haven't been in films before. edmontosaurs are by far the most common dinosaur you find around drumheller. you'd think they'd come cheap for anything as a result!

Ankylosaurus the tankosaur, and t-rex nightmare (this episodes climax shows exactly why!) surprisingly had no roles previous to this. being one of the most iconic and popular of plant eating dinosaurs this is interesting. showing this popularity after this appearance the snap desecion was made to get these guys in JP3, even if it was a bumged up appearance it shows how these guys can easily sell themselves and dinosaurs in hollywood!

Deinosuchus the colossal crocidile makes a very short and unexciting debute with a very minor cameo. realizing their blunder some years later the BBC would rectify this by having the finale ep of prehistoric park centre around this large croc.

Didelphodon the token mammal of the episode. granted by this stage in geologic history mammals cropped up a lot, and the didelphodons were amongst the most common. you guessed it, and i'm getting tired of saying it, but i must. yet another new comer to hollywood...

Parksosaurus one can only think that the hypsilophodons had a very razor sharp agent. these otherwise completely ignored dinosaurian family (both in the popular eye and even scientifically almost) manage the most number of appearances at 3 out of 6 episodes. it helps that they were geologically successful, and present in a lot of prehistoric ecosystems, but man to get that conveyed ON SCREEN. i might have to get peter bond in touch with their agent, cause they sure got results!

Quetzalcoatlus a very brief but loving cameo for the largest flying animal of all time. quetzies are no stranger to the screen though getting the honour of killing the main character caveman in land that time forgot (mind you the quetzy there had to wear dentures for the role LOL).

Torosaurus beat out its close and much more popular relative triceratops for the role of lead ceratopsian. at the time touted as the largest skulled animal ever (now of course this title belongs to pentaceratops) it was hoped by the BBC this might gain some interest as torosaurs had never been on screen before. instead their rookie acting, and lack of majastey (compared to a triceratops anyways) left them sort of flat.

Tyrannosaurus nuff said

Dinilysia an early snake and mammal catcher makes an amuzing appearance as the target of tyrannoaur chick curiosity.

Dromaeosaurus the original raptor (in that it was found by humans first) finally get on screen, and earn themself stature and recognition towards (but not equaling) their cousins the velciraptors.

Triceratops the iconic and ultimate ceratopsian somehow yet again in the 90's is given an almost insulting role in a movie. in this case forced to play a mere carcasse right on the heels of JP1 where they were portrayed by a sick tranquilized individual (which is just a tad better than dead body in my opinion). the modern era just hasn't been kind to these guys. once they were acknowledged as the masters of the horned dinosaurs with epic roles such as 1 million years bc. it won't be up until last years (after massive protests and demands by the public) prehistoric park that triceratops finally got a modern appearance worthy of their stature of tyrannosaurs main prey item... er i mean rival.


Dinosaur Portrayal


walking with dinosaurs did nothing but good things for the public's understanding and appreciation for us saurians. not to mention their exposure to other prehistoric creatures never even hinted at before in popular culture.

even years later at the museum we were asked questions about our fossils and displays directly spurred by walking with.


perhaps where this series achieved the most was how it expanded on jurassic park's conveying dinosaurs as living breathing creatures. we saw everything from how some dinosaurs ate, to slept, to mated, and even how they died.


it showed that we didn't exist solely to inhabit isolated far away places simply to eat humans dumb enough to wander there. rather that we had been a very successful and thriving group of animals removed from humans, and totally undependant on them.



Impact on Dinosaur Perception


larry's goal of a series to inindate humanity with an accurate and realistic view of dinosaurian culture was truely realized.

not only did it succeed, but it was an international hit. spawning numerous sequels and spinoffs (which i have sitting in front of me waiting to be reviewed...).

Overall Score: 120%

14.8.07

movie review: jurassic park 3

the flood continues to keep me stranded in salmond hall
haven watched nearly all the jurassic park series lately it seemed about high time i finished them off. while i'm at why not finish my review of the series too?

the other two jurassic parks by steven spielberg were a real treat to watch from the perspective of a dinosaur, but with the third installment a new director was brought in to bring the mesozoic to the future... would it carry on the lost world's trend of being an amazing dinosaur movie (from a dinosaur perspective mind you) or would it fail to meet the high standards of the jurassic park franchise...
let's find out...

Jurassic Park 3

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Summary of Review

(Remember this is all from a Dinosaur point of view)

Score: 20%

Good Points:

  • The most extensive non-documentary cast of dinosaurs EVER in one film!
  • amazing herd scenes with a realistic mix of animals (especially from my home province of alberta!)

Bad Points:

  • The casting of most of the main theropods begs to question why isn't this movie called "Jurassic Park 3: Attack of the Fish Eaters"
  • overall this movie sets dinosaurs back into the olden days of dinosaur films. showing us as nothing more then mindless killing machines
  • an extremely inaccurate portrayal of it's main theropod antagonist spinosaurus
  • The exclusion of any meaningful herbivorous dinosaur scenes or moments, except for the brilliant herd scenes.
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Plot

this film centers around palaeontologist extraordinaire alan grant from the first movie once again, and his own exploits on island site B (the lost world... check out my opinion on this topic in my lost world review).

unlike the other two jurassic park movies which had some minor plot points that were mostly ignorable this one has some HUGE ones that even i picked up with my tiny brain...

the first of these is the beginning scene of the movie. a human father and son pair are paragliding off the shore of site B when suddenly something terrible happens to the boat that is towing them. the boat driver has been somehow eaten causing the boat to crash and the two to glide onto the island. setting up the story that is about to happen.

as to what ate the boat driver or how it caught up to a motor boat at full speed is never once addressed which is a little silly. even i could have written something better then that! none of the dinosaurs in this film (or any dinosaur frankly as we all live on the land) are capable this sort of speed swimming, and there aren't any marine reptiles in jurassic park (mozzies can't bite water animals without drowning and if cloned and put in the ocean these guys would be all over the world anyway).

so with that "great" start to the movie we join dr. grant in the middle of a press conference talking about how palaeontology isn't dead despite living dinosaurs being around for study. he's kinda down on his luck, and could really use some money to keep digging fossils.

right then a solution appears in the form of a couple who want to hire him to be a tour guide on a fly over tour vacation of site B. initially grant refuses, but after some manipulation by his assistant is persuaded to go.

in the middle of flying over the island suddenly the airplane lands causing grant to freak out...


thirty seconds after landing all the convenient extras and the airplane are eaten in a surprise attack by the new saurian foe of the film spinosaurus...

we are treated to an extreme demonstration of this new theropod's menace in which it trashes the plane, eats all but the main billed humans, and even fights and kills a tyrannosaurus rex (which to be honest would be impressive, but i rant about this shortly) all in it's first 3 minutes of screen time...

as to why it chases JUST the humans for the whole film makes no sense. after ridiculously killing the t-rex mr. spinosaurus ignores the huge feast of rex carcass for a futile and silly pursuit of tiny snack sized morsals... which being human weren't even in his diet 95 million years ago


the plot then just becomes an ongoing chase around the island with the humans being a single step ahead of the super spinosaurus.



in the midst of this they find the island B cloning lab, and dr. grant is shocked to discover that spinosaurus isn't on the official cloning list... meaning it was cloned some other way... even i know that makes no sense! you can't copy something you don't have! and why didn't ubber predator spinosaurus show up in the other movies?



in the lab suddenly the band of humans runs into a pack of raptors... who sad to say... were the highlight of the movie. they take up chasing the humans... not wanting to be left out of the chasing human games (it's possibly going to be a new sport in the next summer olympics!)...


just when it seemed we couldn't enough chasing in the humans run amok some pterandons. after losing a human in the bird cage the humans pick up where we left with the spinosaur...


right when all hope seems lost the humans get the raptors to stop chasing them by giving back some eggs they stole? (wait what happened to the spinosaur? since when were raptors the problem?) to make the raptors happy again dr. grant talks to them through a fossil he had?


yeah with a brain the size of a peanut this doesn't make sense to me either...


right when i thought the movie was making too much sense the navy shows up to save everyone... all cause of a two second phone call... man humans in movies are both smart and efficient...


ugh so now i have to review that... oh man...


Dinosaur Stars and Celebrities


well one thing i have to give this movie is the cast list itself is pretty awesome... if not for terrible execution there was some real potential in here. the majority of the dinosaur extras and side characters could make up a pretty sweet dino movie in prehistoric alberta!

Ankylosaurus- first of the albertan dinosaurs on the list. this is not the first appearance of a tankosaurus (my name for them... cause man they are just no fun to try and kill), but their first appearance in a jurassic park. too bad they were only seen in the background this film cause even though it is scary when they use that tail club of theirs against us theropods, it would be cool in a film...

Brachiosaurus- well after unrealistic delusions of grandeur from the attention it got in the first jurassic park the brachiosaur was written out of the sequel due to ridiculous salary demands, but comes back to find itself back in the third installment. the rumoured reason was after not only missing out on the lost world, but then being a very minor token appearance in walking with dinosaurs' jurassic episode, brachiosaurs was desperate for any work they could get in hollywood. this time around they only get a bit part... though the full on jurassic park theme is played for this appearance which is more then the other herbivores in this movie can say...


Ceratosaurus- these primitive horned theropods are no stranger to the screen (i say their primitive not cause i disrespect them... well okay maybe a bit... but because they have 5 fingers... theropod freaks!) having appeared in nearly half of classic dinosaur movies. here in their first major modern appearance they get very minor roles and next to no screen time... right when their set up to join in the great human chase they are chased away by the spinosaur... oh well... who'd want to watch a freak show anyway...



Compsognathus the tiny coelorosaurs are back, but are in this movie only show up a couple of times on screen.

Corythosaurus one of the prettier of the duck bills from alberta FINALLY makes a none documentary appearance in this film. it surprises me as their dinner plate crest gives them a very nice look that lends its self well to the movie screen. sadly these guys are only really seen in the herd scenes of the movie...

Parasaurolophus the most famous of albertan duck bills returns making him one of the few ornithischian to be in all three jurassic park films... however like all the other plant eaters in this film these guys are only extras in the herd scenes...


Pteranodon these flying reptiles are no stranger to film, but after a brief cameo in the lost world the public demanded a more prominent role for these guys in the third JP. as of such they get a big long action chase sequence in a big metal bird cage.

Spinosaurus has remained ignored by hollywood despite he's being around since the turn of the century. the fin backed fisher from africa breaks out big in JP 3 having a scene fighting down us T-Rexs. Though this introduction of spinosaurus went down well with human movie goers, spinosaurs took a big hit to their reputations within the theropod community. by taking this ridiculously inaccurate role and popularizing an image of spinosaurids that just isn't true ALL other meating dinosaurs have lost a lot of respect for the fin backs, who frankly have become a second class of saurian these days because of it (helped all the more by the fact plant eaters as a rule don't get along with any meat eaters)


Stegosaurus enjoying a triumphant return to the movies with the lost world are mitigated to a mere extra on this film...

Triceratops just can't get a break in the jurassic park movies. either their seen completely pathetic and powerless or their a bit cameo player. Nothing changes in the third chapter with these guys only showing up in herd scenes...


Tyrannosaurus returns to the third installment, but for a very noteworthy and EXTREMELY controversial cameo. my cousin larry arguably mr. jurassic park himself returns to this film but for only a 2 minute appearance. the story behind this is an outrage to the whole theropod community, and has had lasting effects on the jurassic park franchise. i'll tell you about it in a second.


Velociraptor jurassic parks gem untapped talent find return as the secondary villains of the film. ironically due to the handling of this movie overall the raptors that were in the other two films detrimental to dinosaur image and perception have somehow become the highlight of this movie.

so that's the cast. in written form this is an amazing cast, and reading all the promotion as a young hatchling i couldn't wait to see this movie like so many other living dinosaurs. what none of us knew is what a disgrace this film would be...


you see the politics and dealings that went into this movie were a nightmare. i remember listening to my cousin larry's tales of this at a family reunion (the fact i listened should tell you how interesting they were... me and larry don't get along so much... what with his being a big JERK! and all).


steven spielberg departed the franchise for the most part as of the lost world taking with him his normal crew meaning a new one had to be assembled for the third film. immediately they called for a bigger and better cast which filled the dinosaur community with excitement as news came they were planning to showcase many new species. it was looking to be another great addition to the jurassic park franchise


there was only one problem. this new team had no experience working with dinosaurs, and only a slight bit more knowledge about them. meaning they had no clue who they were working with or how to best portray them in a culturally sensitive manner... now granted we dinosaurs are used to this from hollywood, but we were expecting a lot better from a jurassic park movie (which by this point had built up a reputation).


the director interested in expanding the theropod component of the jurassic park mythos (why i'm not sure... we already had a carnivore for every 2 plant eaters, and we theropods need a lot of prey... adding more into this fictional ecosystem didn't make much sense) looked up the largest meat eaters. he was interested in a meat eater called spinosaur that he found on this short list, that slightly out sized a tyrannosaur, and had an idea...

if his movie had a bigger badder carnivore then speilberg's then his jurassic park would go down in history as the best. the casting crew set out and found a spinosaurus who was more then willing to take the star billing in a JP film.

initially the movie had called for an ongoing tyrannosaurus presence, and if i understand larry's version of things would have had the spinosaur appear later in the film and take out the t-rex to demonstrate it's power.

had giganatosaurus been a known entity in those days and cast in this part larry might not have taken offense. giganatosaurus is a large prey hunter too, and a tyrannosaur can respect losing out to one of them (possibly).

the thing is spinosaurs are NOT large prey hunters... their fish eaters!!!

larry reading the script flat out refused to appear in the film instantly after reading the battle scene. somehow larry was able to, no one is quite sure how, convince every other tyrannosaur not to accept the role either due to the insult (but it is public record how almost every other t-rex was approached... minus me cause i'm too small... stupid hollywood!). this left the new team in a pickle.

they had intend to over shadow t-rexs in the film, but had counted on still having some in the film. without an appearance of the franchises long standing stars the public might not shine to this new film. desperate they entered negotiations with larry that at any cost they must have him appear in the film. larry stated for every minute he was on the screen it'd cost his entire salary from the lost world. much to larry's surprise they met this... for two and a half minutes!


larry grudgingly took the part (who wouldn't?!? he's easily the richest dinosaur in the world now), but was a very vocal critic of the movie before and especially after its production. due to this incident larry's relationship with speilberg was weakened to the point that jurassic park 4 is only just being made now!

spinosaurus enjoyed a brief moment in the spotlight as a false mega theropod, but lost this attention shortly with the emergence of a new large carnosaur named giganatosaurus who more rightfully deserved recognition.

if only this negative saga had stayed off screen... however the dinosaur rookie crew of JP3 had a lot more mistakes to go...


Dinosaur Portrayal

the best way to describe this movie portrayal-wise is ATTACK OF THE FISH EATERS!!!

not only is spinosaurus a fish eater turned terrestrial killer, but so is pteranodon.


now some of you out there might think traumador you're splitting hairs over this. fish is meat therefore these guys can kill and eat any kind of meat, but trust me as a large prey hunting guy whose tried catching fish i'm not equipped to do that at all, and it is vice versa!

in the film spinosaurus is faster then a speeding tyrannosaur, more powerful then a triceratops, able to smash solid metal cages in a single bunt. now in fairness spinosaurs are lighter built then us T-Rexs and could probably run faster then us. as for the rest of it...

today we in math you'll be learning that spinosaur=fish eater...

you need to be fast and agile to catch fishys... not the incredible hulk!

the movie tries way to hard to make spinosaurus something no single theropod was... even though all us carnivorous dinos have day dreamed about it...

top most on this wish list for OTHER theropods is the fantasy of taking on and beating a tyrannosaur in battle... funny how this happened in jurassic park 3.

i mean it's funny. the entire scene is a joke to a dinosaur or anyone who knows stuff about them. if this weren't presented in such a dramatic and serious tone jurassic park 3 would be the greatest dinosaur comedy ever made...

sadly the spinosaur and the director didn't see it that way, and the sequence is played as seriously as it can be all things considered. what things need considering?

it's only one thing, and that's larry.

due to him the scene had to be rushed from suspenseful pacing to olympic dash due to larry's salary demands. as of such it isn't all that much of a brawl or slug fast. Rather each of them exchanging bites and larry taking a fall.

perhaps the most detracting aspect from the fight though is larry's performance. normally larry is the best dinosaur in any movie he's in. in jurassic park 3 he's calling it in, and if you know dinosaur body language it's worse then that. he's actively either trying not to laugh OR kill the spinosaur

perhaps not a widely known fact about we tyrannosaurs, but we have the strongest bite of any animal known. 3000 pounds per square inch. in the battle there is a moment where larry is called on to bite the spinosaur in the neck...

in real life this is a t-rexs main killing tactic. we do go for the neck, but with our bite force and teeth design (not a steak knife like books tell you... that's sauropod killers teeth, we're ornithischian killers... our teeth are like nails they puncture solid stuff... not cut soft) we t-rexs literally shatter the bones of our victims. meaning with a neck shot we totally shatter their spine...

you can tell watching that bite it takes everything larry has NOT to kill that spinosaur. it is easily the most impressive thing the spinosaur does in the movie. i'd NEVER let larry do that stunt on my neck...

i still can't help but laugh out loud that that part though. the spinosaurus (whose spin is apparently made of steel) shrugs off larry's neck chomp, and then bites larry's neck killing him (in the worst acted and funniest dinosaur death in a movie... and that's saying something... there are some pretty bad dino deaths in old movies... larry puts his final stamp of contempt on this film).

this has to rank up there as one of the worst dinosaur movie scenes of all time!

not cause it's a insult to tyrannosaurs mind you (though that does effect my judgement i'll admit), but more because this movie tries to wrap itself in the jurassic park flag and come across as an accurate dinosaur portrayal...

back to our theme of attack of the fish eaters... pteranodon

well our flying reptile friend (who of course as you should know is NOT actually a dinosaur) is no stranger to hollywood casting them as man eating/killing machines. many a old era movies featured pteranodon and other pterosaurs (the family name for winged reptiles) swooping down and carrying off people.

what came as a surprise was that a jurassic park movie included this extremely inaccurate cliche.

in reality pteranodon lived by oceans and inland seas catching fishys. their bodies only weighted as much as a fully grown humans, and their beaks were toothless... leaving one to wonder how is it they suddenly have the power to fly with a load that weighs as much as they do, and how their going to kill said struggling human when they get it too the nest.

the pteranodon attack sequence adds yet more to this being a dinosaur comedy. not only due to this inability of pteranodon to hunt humans realistically (watch when they pick up billy and carry him off... you can SO see the wires helping lift him...) but also due to a great dinosaur movie punch line.

ray harryhausen the master dinosaur director of the olden day dinosaur movies knew all too well his pterosaurs problems with these scenes in movies, and always had in the script any human caught by a flying reptile to escape the ordeal in the end. just check out 1 million years BC and valley of gwangi to see what i mean.

guess what? either one of the screenwriters was a big fan of harryhausen or their the biggest fluke in the universe. because the one human caught by the pteranodon's in JP3 manages to escape. leading to this being dinosaur viewers favourite part of the movie... just not for the reasons their supposed to!

Dinosaur Perception

fortunately the public had taken from the first two jurassic parks the right messages about us dinosaurs.

at the same time there was a period of about 3 years after the movie that at the tyrrell we got people asking about the spinosaurus thinking it was as portrayed in JP3... BOO!

Dinosaur/Human Relations

if there is one thing this movie hurt me with more then the spinosaurus (which as a t-rex hurt to watch) was the backward steps it took in dinosaur human/relations...

the basic plot boiled down is that theropods exist to do NOTHING else but hunt humans...

the spinosaurus literally spends the whole movie doing nothing but mindlessly chasing the human characters around the island...

presented with a meal and a half after killing larry, who had been scavenging a carcass at the time, the spinosaurus abandons the main course sized t-rex feast to relentlessly pursue a couple chicken nuggets...

in other words we're back to the 1960's where dinosaurs were nothing more then monsters to be feared and destroyed.

funnily the raptors who in the other jurassic park movies had been the source of much of my criticisms suddenly shine in this third movie. the one thing the writers manage to get right is supposed raptor intelligence that had been missing in JPs 1 and 2.

though the raptors join in on the great human chase their motivations we learn are driven by more natural and believable causes (note i said more believable... as in compared to the spinosaurus' "chase all humans" imperative).

through the course of the plot we discover the raptors chase the humans in an attempt to get back stolen eggs. this one plot twist (as random as it was) is a nice salute to the human exploitation of dinosaurs explored in the lost world.

it also elevates the raptors in this movie to suddenly sympathizeable and realish creatures... after a fashion anyway.

it also leads to my favourite dinosaur human coexistence yet in a film! despite the fact it is a ridiculous scene and concept, the part where alan grant saves the humans by talking to the raptors with a fossil cast (this i learnt was actually sam neil who speaks raptor amazingly well!) is a truely inspiring moment.

not for what it is on surface. more what it represents. a moment where dinosaur and human meet an understanding, and both leave the other in peace. i was deeply moved and touched by this scene.

imagine a world where this was actually the case! i would no longer have problems fitting into the post dinosaur world...

Favourite Scene of the Movie

despite the aforementioned dino/human relations moment another sequence in the film stole best moment for me.

it wasn't a theropod moment either... which to me shows the greatness of this scene...

it was a moment when the humans are running from raptors through a massive herd of hadrosaurs...

here we finally after half the movie finally had a brief glimpse back to the jurassic park series' heart and soul. dinosaurs shown and written as though they were real animals.

the shots of the parasaurolophus and corythosaurs could easily have been filmed 75 million years ago in dinosaur provincial park. it showed the majesty, awe, and the realness of saurian existence.

for this short 2 minutes one could have believed that we dinosaurs were more then just great human killing robots...

too bad the rest of this movie was made...