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Hi! I'm Traumador The Tyrannosaur

Hi! I'm Traumador The Tyrannosaur
"I may only have a brain the size of a peanut... wait what was I saying again?"

Welcome to My Life

Welcome to My Life
Rather than bore you with a long life story, I thought I'd share some of the memorablia I've collected from my many adventures.

As I'm really big on geology, I thought I'd set up my memory board as a rough Timeline of my existence.

Please forgive the lack of proper scale. They only make corkboards so big...

If you are interested in any of the items or topics on my board just click on their picture and check out any related posts (some are still under construction at moment...).

Like all (good?) stories mine has a beginning. Only unlike most others that claim it, my story really does start a LONG time ago!

When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth!!!

When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth!!!
It was back at the hey day of my kind that I originate from. 65 million years ago during the Cretaceous period, to be precise.

I was born...

I was born...
Now I can't tell you details about it, for obvious reasons, but my egg was lain in prehistoric Alberta.

Something REALLY bad happened!!!

Something REALLY bad happened!!!
Then a few weeks or months after my egg was laid, the Dinosaurs went extinct...

I didn't notice

I didn't notice
Yet somehow I survived, after a fasion. My egg was buried, but despite all logic this did NOT kill me. Rather put me into a slumber through the ages (and pre-ages!). Millions and millions of years. You know come to think of it, I was really bored!!!

I was discovered

I was discovered
Despite all the odds against it, when I was finally uncovered my egg hatched, and I found myself a Dinosaur in the modern world...

The Explorer

The Explorer
My discoverer was a tour guide named Craig who fashioned himself a palaeontologist. However up until the day he found me, his ambition hadn't gone so well. I wonder if he wishes his luck hadn't changed after finding me?

Being a Dinosaur in the modern era, I didn't growup like any other Dinosaur before me...

I was raised by humans

I was raised by humans
Craig took me into his home, and as of such i grewup to think more like a mammal most of the time, and not a tyrannosaur...

My First Roommate

My First Roommate
Dan also lived in our house, and unlike Craig, he often didn't like the problems and mischief i'd get into

My Mom

My Mom
i would encounter my mother, after a fashion, only she'd been long dead. only her skeleton remains today, but i guess it's better than nothing.

My Play Mates

My Play Mates
When I finally met and made friends with some other Dinosaurs, I of course picked the oddest Dinosaurs a T-Rex could hang out with!

Sadly I couldn't just sit around the house eating and playing video games forever... I eventually entered the work force. The number of jobs avaliable to a Dinosaur are pretty limited though...

I ended up at the local museum

I ended up at the local museum
Fortunately my hometown is home to one of the best Palaeontology museums in the world! So I got a job there...

I learned all thing Palaeontology

I learned all thing Palaeontology
Naturally while at the Tyrrell I picked up some scientific know how and skills!

The girl of my dreams...

The girl of my dreams...
I fell in love with the museum's star attraction, Lillian the Albertosaur... Not that she returned the feelings back in those days!

Till I was fired...

Till I was fired...
The museum had too many Dinosaurs wanting to work there. So due to me being me, I was one of the ones let go...

The Tyrrell was a huge part of who I was early in my life. Without it I needed a new direction...

There were too many other Dinosaurs...

There were too many other Dinosaurs...
Unfortunately Drumheller was just overrun with other Dinosaurs. So I wasn't going to be able to stay there, and make a name for myself.

So I tried to find my own space...

So I tried to find my own space...
I travelled across BC thinking I was travelling back in time. Only later would I find out BC in Canada stands for British Columbia!

I needed help...

I needed help...

Larry the Tyrannosaur

Larry the Tyrannosaur

I moved!

I moved!

To New Zealand

To New Zealand

I'm a big deal to the Government!

I'm a big deal to the Government!

I work at a museum...

I work at a museum...

My (almost) secret origin!

My (almost) secret origin!
Nearly a hundred years ago, the mysterious fossil hunter Francis Slate nearly uncovered my egg. For some reason he left me there in badlands. forced wait for someone else to uncover me...

Blogroll

Here are many of the blogs I read, and think you should too!

(Though please note this is still under construction. I should have it up and running properly soon!)

Archosaur Musings
Ask Doctor Vector
Bio/Rocks
Burpee Museum of Natural History Blog
Diagenesis
Dino Base
Dinochick Blogs
DinoGoss
Dinosaur Home
Dinosaur Tracking
Dracovenator
Fish Feet
Fossils and Other Living Things
Greg Laden's Blog
Laelaps
Microecos
Palaeoblog
Paleo Dude
Philosophica Neopalaeontographica
Prehistoric CSI
Raptor's Nest
Sarah at KU
Sauropod Vertebra Picture of the Week
Self Designed Student
Tetrapod Zoology
The Disillusioned Taxonomist
The Dragon's Tales
The Ethical Palaeontologist
The Hairy Museum of Natural History
The Hermit Crab
The Open Source Paleontologist
The Theatrical Tanystropheus
The World We Don't Live In
Thom Holmes Prehistoria
Vertebrate Paleontology Blog
When Pigs Fly Returns
Why I Hate Theropods


The Flying Trilobite
El Pensieve de Dinorider
eTrilobite
Renaissance Oaf
Triloblog
Dinosaur Cartoons
Bug Factory
Archosaur Pictures
Ask A Biologist
Prehistoric Pulp
Dinosaurs and The Bible: A Creationist’s Fairy Tale
Catalogue of Organisms
Speculative Dinosaur Project
Speculative Evolution

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I Also Know a Little Bit About Science

I Also Know a Little Bit About Science
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I love to watch Dinosaur Movies
I've Started to Review Them From A Dinosaur Point of View

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